Monday, December 28, 2009

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

A Christmas Story



So my favorite child actor from my favorite kid movie turned out to be a pretty successful Hollywood guy. He's a producer and director now. Check it here

I guess not all child actors end up retarded, fame-crazy reality show pee on camera whores....Go Ralphie!

Thursday, December 17, 2009

Social bullshit weekly: skinny jeans

Ok, if you are offended by foul language go to the upper right corner of your browser and push the fucking X button...or scroll past this post...this topic hits a nerve for me, anyway, you have been warned.


What the fuck is this?...I mean, are these people serious?...when I was a HS kid I wore baggy jeans, it drove my parents and society nuts...and I get it...it was different...but it came from a serious place...basically, it was the 90's in New York, and Giuliani was locking up every minority kid with so much as a roach with scraps of un-smokable garbage in it....so there was an unbelievable amount of kids going to jail for long periods with overblown charges...blame the broken windows program I guess...anyway...
when the kids came home and went back to school they felt uncomfortable in jeans that actually fit...because in jail you don't get belts...they don't want you to hang yourself so your pants are always loose...always safety first in prison...point is...it became cool for us to wear our shit loose...

But where the fuck does this bullshit come from?....is it metrosexuallity going ape-shit?  Or has the pussyfication...ugh sorry...has the PC-fication of our society given way to a generation of males with sets of small twigs and berries?...i see these idiots walking down the street and I can think is:  I can count the nickels in your fucking pockets...and congratulations on the 4 pubic hairs poking out of your denim YOU BITCH...

In closing...if you are gay...go ahead...buy the tightest clothes you can find at H&M...I get it...but for the straight boys out there...your balls are screaming the same thing I am: fuck you

Gotta Love Fox News...


 
This fucker equals over 190 percent...jesus...but as for my favorite pie chart:

Tiger, Tiger, Tiger



The women in the photo above are all women Tiger's being linked to. I guess the floodgates are open now. Problem is...there are some things the common public (meaning non-rich) doesn't seem to understand. Men with tons of money, married or not, have tons of women. This has been true since the dawn of money. Second, the women married or with these men know about their boys indiscretions. The agreement goes like this, man says: here is all the money you can ever spend, now I'm going out there and having sex with whomever i want. She says: fine, just don't get caught and embarrass us.

That's the truth, that's how it is, I've seen it myself more than once. No it doesn't make common sense, but keep in mind, common sense is for those with common money. How else would you explain the endless retarded quotes from men and women who have enough money to get by without problems or morals like the hiltons, kardashians, etc....point being...unimaginable money gives way to unimaginable versions of everything...home, tv, cars, morals, family, and marriage.

«So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?»

Christina Aguilera


«If I sold all my liabilities, I wouldn't own anything. My wife's a liability, my kids are liabilities, and I haven't sold them.»

- Ted Turner, media mogul......(fucking wow)

So a penguin walks into a bar...

Republican/conservative site, Drudge Report, used this story as a bit of irony...I get it...but until scientists STOP making our lives better, as they have since the dawn of science, I'll stick with the geeks on this subject.

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Turning on Obama?


I've been reading a lot lately about liberals turning on big O and liberals in general.
I don't have a problem with that...I myself have a huge problem with liberals, funny thing is, I have the exact same problems with conservatives.

Neither side is willing to accept that the other has validity in their views. Much of this has to do with who's on the idiot box representing both sides. Between Glenn Beck and Keith Olbermann, i don't know who I'd burn longer.

I can get why liberals are pissed...Obama promised the world. While he did deliver on hope, fact is that hope is running on empty now. With republicans doing everything but tying him up like an Abu Ghraib detainee to keep him from delivering on his promises, and democrats barking like dogs with their zap collars finally off, I can see how it might be a little hard for Obama to get anything done. Either way, liberals are upset at him, and conservatives are supposed to be...so whats wrong?

Monday, December 7, 2009

RFID...?


Now, i'm not one for conspiracy theories, but with this and these numbers, you have to wonder.

Zooming pic

This is crazy

MOM FAIL


This site is funny as hell

O those lazy negroes!!!


Ok…so this is one that always pissed me off…the fact that when the topic of welfare comes up..and a white person is involved in the conversation…they can’t help but have visions of the lazy black welfare mother with 12 kids eating up all their hard earned tax dollars…when in fact…that vision is a hateful lie perpetuated by accepted racism… or as society would rather have it said..a stereotype.

Soooo…here

Best line:--"The numbers go like this: 61% of the population receiving welfare, listed as "means-tested cash assistance" by the Census Bureau, is identified as white, while only 33% is identified as black. These numbers notwithstanding, the Republican version of "political correctness" has given us "welfare cheat" as a new term for African American since the early days of Ronald Reagan. Yet if the Lakers were 61% white and on a winning streak, would we be calling them a "black team"?--

I know the article is old…but it was the only article i can find from a decent magazine that had a white person addressing it, go figure....here are the welfare numbers today:

White 38.8%
Black 37.2
Hispanic 17.8
Asian 2.8
Other 3.4

Keep in mind blacks only make up 15% of the US population, so 37% of them still makes up a hell of a lot less than 38% of whites.
Sooooo, instead of writing some long winded statistical tirade explaining it all, I’ll have this kind white lady back me up. Enjoy…and for fucks sake learn something and stop with the “stereotype”.

Saturday, December 5, 2009

7 Things "Good Parents" Do (That Screw Kids Up for Life)


I awlays though so...check it out here

Dying Slow...




Do you like your health care? Do you enjoy your doctor visits? If your answer is yes…god bless you…problem is…the answer is no for far too many…this is the one topic that I don’t like discussion on.

For the life of me I can't understand someone saying that health care needs to be something that needs to be paid for…you can take in stray cats…you can volunteer time at the local rec center…you can accept that education on a basic level can, is and should be free…but getting a physical should cost 400 dollars if you don’t have insurance?

I went to the doctor the other day…it took a half hour…25 mins waiting to see him…and five mins with him…in that five mins I told him what hurt…he felt around…then told me to go get some pills to make it not hurt anymore…that cost me 400 dollars…the pills…another hundred…so 500 dollars for a simple solution…and now at a time where so many have lost their jobs…and therefore lost their health insurance…its amazing that there are still some people…scratch that…most people…still think this system is great…

”Leave my health care alone”…god I love this country…full of people who say no to abortion just to watch you grow and die broke and alone over something completely preventable…and to those complaining about raised taxes over the matter?....

Facing Reality...

IF YOU DON'T GET PAID FOR SOMETHING YOU CANT SAY ITS WHAT YOU DO!....you ever meet one of these asshole bartenders who says hes an actor?...or a 30 year old waitress who says shes a singer...you're a waitress!...who the fuck are you fooling?

that's like talking to a doorman in uniform and him saying hes a fucking firefighter....

Problem is...so many people are doing this shit...you assholes live in what you want to be versus what you are..don't say:
"I'm a writer but right now I'm working as a temp just to pay the bills" go fuck yourself, if its paying the bills...its what the fuck you do...don't go to an office 8 hours a day...five days...then say you're an actor because you did a free show about the environment for 15 mins in central park with your homo buddies...bitch.

NYC...

What happened?....

we used to get along so well…we used to go out all the time and have fun…we used to walk around together and laugh, play….shit we used to be in love…I can walk with you and get an affordable meal…I used to walk around with you with 20 bucks in my pocket and come home with 10 dollars…I used to go out on a date and spend 57 bucks on dinner and a movie…and I wasn’t even trying to be cheap…$20 for 2 movie tickets with popcorn…and 37 bucks on dinner with a glass of wine for me and my date….now it costs over $100…i used to be able to afford a studio apartment in hells kitchen…they used to be 750 a month…now they are 1800…

I used to be able to go grocery shopping for the next 2 weeks for 70 bucks….now its 100 dollars a week and god forbid I want steak one night a month…I’ll have to skip doing laundry for a week…we used to live great making 45000 dollars a year…now I have to live with 3 people in a one bedroom just to make ends meet….we used to be envied together…now I tell people we live together and they feel sorry for me….we used to walk around and have different flavors in the neighborhoods…now they all seem to look the same…or they will real soon…what happened nyc?...

i used to love you…but now it seems like you’ve left me for a richer man…well, let me tell you something before I leave…he’ll never treat you like I did…he’ll never understand why you can be such a bitch sometimes…because sometimes you are…and I loved you anyway….for every garbage filled street…or every piss stained corner…I accepted your flaws…now you’re living the good life…expensive things…and gaudy homes…with many young callers begging to spend more money on you than I ever could…and you like it…everything that made you interesting is gone…the Broadway shows cost too much…central park is overcrowded… the only thing people know from you is that you are one hell of an expensive date…but I knew you before that

I can’t forget or forgive what you’ve become….you went from a great girl that one can marry…to a one night stand easily forgotten and later regretted….have fun with your new suitors…I’m moving on.